According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made…

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker…

Paddy wanted to sell his car. So his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for it….

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on…

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however,…

A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately,…

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and a baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and the father stork is trying…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they…

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

A fireman comes home after a long shift and says to his wife: “You know, at the station we’ve got a great system. Bell 1 rings—we put…

A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10 to 1 odds: for every…