A farmer was running back home when it started to rain.
Then suddenly he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.
Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying:
“First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn’t enough YOU’RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!”.
The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked….
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When…
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.The store clerk called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed…
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “Darling, I have great news – I’m a month overdue. I…
Murphy: I’m in a big trouble! Paddy: Why is that? Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house! Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to do is…
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll…