A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, “Hey, do you see my ear down there?”
The guy on the street picks up an ear. “Is this it?”
“No,” replies the construction worker, “mine had a pencil behind it.”
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A commercial airline pilot finally married his longtime girlfriend, a smart, confident air traffic controller who was famous for staying calm under pressure. After the wedding, they…
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An elderly Texan arrived in Chicago and decided it was time to buy himself a proper “city” outfit. So he walked into Marshall Field’s, where a sweet…
A stranger was driving through a quiet, deserted country road when he suddenly lost control of his car and slid straight into a ditch. There were no…