A call girl standing outside a motel

A call girl standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past.

She hasn’t had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says,

“Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”

The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…”

Call girl: “C’mon man…

give it a try… Old man says okay.

They go in

The old man whips out his weapon and bang the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.

When he’s done, the girl all exhausted and tired says,

“But you said you won’t be able to….”“…pay you.” replied the old man

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