A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”

The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.

”The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. “Oh no. What did he name them? “He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved, “Well, that’s not so bad. What about the boy? “Denephew.”

Views: 4,265

Related Posts

Tommy went to church

A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday. One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She…

Video: Billy Bob and his truck

Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer. One…

Three women are lost in the forest while hunting.

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a…

My neighbor came running up to me

The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…

Video: The perfect boys-out trip.

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys’ trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he…

Video: If you said you paid, you did

A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $9. “But I paid, don’t…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *