Woman ran up to me at the

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?” “Sure.” I said, being the gentleman I am.

As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask other guys before me, but no one would do it. What has come of this world, when a man won’t give a hand to lovely lady to walk her through a dark place.

“Thank God you’re not like that.” She smiled at me. “I suppose it’s silly, being afraid of cemeteries at my age.” I said “Oh yeah of course. Don’t worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive.

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