Drama this Morning

Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..”At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call.

It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying.

After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: “my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half.” Am your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half.”

Am sending one of the parked cars to u and ur husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: “you said I should pack my things and do what? “I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.”. I will iron them when light comes back.

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