A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.
His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, “Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on. “Oh no, I won’t,” he says. “I want everybody to see how you feed your husband… “Really?
Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there’s nothing that I should feed you for.”
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