Little Johnny and Billy are arguing

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world.

“My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared.
“No, he’s not!” Johnny responded.

“My brother is better than you brother!” Billy said.
“He is not! He is not!” Yelled Little Johnny.

“My mother is better than your Mother!” Billy continued.
A long pause ensued, then Little Johnny said,
“Well, I guess ya got me there. I’ve heard my Father say the same thing more than once.”

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