A man had four sons from different mothers… *Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominic*, Now his sons called for a meeting with their father to ask him why he gave them those names and what they mean.
The father replied: Take the first three letters of your names and join them together you will find the answer and please I won’t explain myself about it…
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and…
Bob wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at $25 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Bob…
Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. “This here’s…
The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were…
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…