A woman got a pet parrot

A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her. Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Christmas dinner.

But when the dinner finally came, the parrot didn’t say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to the parrot t say a word the entire time.

After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, “Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line to hear it. “Wow,” the woman said, “glad to “If I may ask,” said the Parrot, “what on Earth did that turkey say to you?”

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