A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly.
“It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be fine.
“When they reached the cashier, the child continued to cry louder but the father kept repeating calmly:
“We’re almost done Johnny, you’re gonna be home soon Johnny, gonna be home soon Johnny, everything’s gonna be fine.
“Cashier: “Wow, It’s amazing how you can speak so
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