A naked lady ran into the Uber car and told the driver where she was going, and the Uber driver didn’t start the Uber he kept on looking at the lady over and over again, and the naked lady was so annoyed and said…
What’s wrong with you, is it the first time you see a naked lady?
The Uber driver replied… No, I’m not looking at your nakedness but I’m just wondering where you put the money you are going to pay me with
A fourth-grade teacher decided to give her students a short lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the classroom and said, “Children, listen carefully and…
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states…
One evening, a wife walked into the living room with a mysterious smile on her face. In a soft, seductive voice, she asked her husband, “Honey, have…
Two old friends, Walt and Ray, were sitting on a bench in the park one sunny afternoon, watching people walk by and talking about life. After a…
One afternoon, a man walked into a yoga school looking nervous but determined. At the front desk, he said, “Hi, I’m an alcoholic. I read in a…
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husband’s morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake…