A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning.
He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. It reads, “Do you have any nакеd photos of your wife?”
Outraged the man replies, “NO I DO NOT!”
Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor.
Expecting an apology he opens the e-mail.
It reads, “Want to buy some?”
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda…
A secretary knocked gently on her boss’s office door and stepped inside, holding a folder against her chest. Her boss looked up from his desk and immediately…
A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…
A kid is in his room, headphones on, controller in hand, completely locked into a video game. His mother opens the door and says, “Honey, pause your…