A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says,
“Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”
“I Wouldn’t worry too much about it”, the doctor replies. “Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.”
“But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. “He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…
One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…