A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks,
“Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,
“What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…
John was talking to his fiance Rebecca. He said: “Be honest now, baby, How am I as a lover?” To which she replied: “Honey I would definitely…
A fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach. One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…
After being married for thirty years, a wife was sitting with her husband one evening when she suddenly became sentimental. She looked at him and said, “After…
A group of girls walked into a bar one evening, laughing loudly and looking very proud of themselves. They found a table near the counter, and one…