A lady walked into a small bar in Texas and noticed a cowboy sitting in the corner with his feet propped up on a table.
He wore a hat, a big belt buckle, and the largest pair of cowboy boots she had ever seen in her life.
Curious, she walked over and smiled.
“Excuse me,” she said, “but I’ve always heard that men with big feet are… especially gifted. Is that true?”
The cowboy leaned back, grinned proudly, and tipped his hat.
“Shore is, little lady,” he said. “Why don’t you come out to the bunkhouse later, and I’ll prove it to you?”
The woman thought for a moment, then decided she wanted to find out for herself.
So that night, she went with him.
The next morning, she got dressed, reached into her purse, and handed the cowboy two hundred dollars.
He looked at the money, blushed, and smiled.
“Well, thankee, ma’am,” he said. “I’m mighty flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me for my services before.”
The woman looked at him calmly and said:
“Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”