A woman walked into a pet shop one afternoon and noticed a beautiful, colorful parrot sitting quietly in a large cage. What surprised her most was the price tag: only $50.

“Why is this parrot so cheap?” she asked the shop owner.

The man hesitated. “I should probably be honest with you,” he said. “This parrot used to live in a brothel, so he may say some… inappropriate things.”

The woman thought for a second, then laughed. “For $50? I’ve heard worse. I’ll take him.”

She brought the parrot home, placed the cage in the living room, and waited to see what he would do.

The parrot looked around the room, blinked a few times, then said, “New house… new madam.”

The woman gasped, then started laughing. “Well, that’s not too terrible.”

A little later, her two teenage daughters came home from school. They dropped their bags by the door and walked into the living room.

The parrot looked them up and down and said, “New house… new madam… new girls.”

The daughters screamed with laughter, while their mother tried to hide her embarrassment.

That evening, the woman’s husband came home from work. He stepped into the living room, loosened his tie, and noticed the parrot.

The parrot stared at him for a long moment, tilted his head, and said:

“New house… new madam… new girls… old clients!”