TXT: Margaret is pulled over for speeding

A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile.

“Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” the officer asked.

Margaret squinted at him. “Oh, son, at my age, I don’t even bother looking at the speedometer anymore. I just try to keep up with traffic.”

The officer sighed. “Ma’am, there is no traffic.”

She grinned. “Well, then, I must be winning!”

The officer chuckled but remained professional. “License and registration, please.”

Margaret began rummaging through her purse, pulling out a pack of tissues, some hard candies, a sewing kit, and what looked like a 20-year-old coupon for prune juice.

“Oh dear,” she muttered. “I seem to have left my license at home.”

The officer raised an eyebrow. “Well, that’s a problem, ma’am.”

Margaret sighed. “Yes, I suppose it is. But to be fair, I don’t really need a license.”

The officer frowned. “Why not?”

She leaned in closer, lowering her voice like she was sharing a secret. “Because I don’t technically own this car.”

The officer immediately straightened up. “Wait… whose car is this?”

Margaret waved her hand dismissively. “Oh, I don’t know his name, but I’m pretty sure he was the guy I… um… borrowed it from at the gas station.”

The officer stepped back. “Ma’am… are you telling me you stole this car?”

Margaret gasped. “Well, if you put it that way, it sounds bad.”

The officer quickly called for backup. Within minutes, several police cars surrounded Margaret’s car. A senior officer approached and asked, “Ma’am, may I see some ID?”

Margaret smiled sweetly and handed him her driver’s license.

The officer blinked. “Ma’am, this is valid. And this is your car.”

Margaret patted the dashboard. “Of course it is! Been driving it for years.”

The first officer stammered, “B-but… you told me you stole it!”

Margaret grinned. “Oh, officer, you young folks don’t listen, do you? I also bet I never told you I was speeding either!”

The senior officer sighed, shook his head, and waved her off. “Have a nice day, ma’am.”

Margaret chuckled to herself as she drove away, muttering, “Works every time.”

LOL!!

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