A man calls his home while on a business trip.

An unfamiliar voice answers the phone.

Man: “Who is this?”

Answer comes, “A am the maid.”

Man: “What? there was no maid when i left a couple of days ago.”

Maid: “I was hired yesterday and started working just today. You are the madam’s husband?”

Man: “Yes. Where’s my wife? Tell her i need to talk to her.”

Maid: “I’m afraid sir, she is in her room with another man.”

Man: “What are they doing?”

Maid: “By the sounds of it they are m*king l*ve.”

Man: “It hasn’t even been a whole week that i left and she has already started bringing home her l*vers? Listen, k*ll them both and i’ll give you $20000.”

Maid: “But sir, i might get in trouble for this.”

Man: “Don’t worry. I have high influence in the police department. i will not let you go to jail. Just get the biggest kn*fe from the kitchen and h*ck them to pi*c*s.”

Hearing this, the maid leaves the phone on hold, goes to the kitchen and grabs the biggest kn*fe she can find, then enters the b*droom and k*lls both of them. She returns to the phones and asks, “I k*lled them both. Now what?”

Man: “Just h*de their b*dy in the b*sement. I’ll deal with it when i return.”

Maid: “But we live in an apartment building. There is no basement here.”

Man: “Oh! sorry. Wrong number.”