A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama walked into a busy casino and headed straight for the dice table.

The dealers looked up as she placed $20,000 on the felt.

“I’d like to bet it all on one roll,” she said confidently.

The dealers exchanged a quick glance. “That’s a pretty big bet, ma’am.”

She smiled sweetly. “I know. But I have a special way of bringing myself luck.”

Before anyone could ask what she meant, she added, “I hope you boys don’t mind, but I always feel luckier when I play topless.”

With that, she removed her top, picked up the dice, and shook them in her hand.

The whole table went silent.

“Come on,” she shouted, “Southern girl needs new clothes!”

She threw the dice across the table. They bounced, rolled, and finally came to a stop.

Suddenly, she jumped up and down, screaming, “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!”

She hugged both dealers, gathered up her winnings, grabbed her clothes, and rushed out of the casino with a huge smile.

The two dealers stood there, completely stunned.

After a long silence, one finally asked, “What did she roll?”

The other blinked and said,

“I don’t know. I thought you were watching.”