TXT: You shouldn’t go to work today!

While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.”

“What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I go to work today?” replied the confused husband.

“I think you’ve been working too hard, so maybe instead of going to the office, you should take a few days off, pack a suitcase, and go stay with a friend for a few days away from home to straighten yourself out.”

The husband thought for a moment and decided to jump at the suggestion before it was forgotten. Within moments, he was up, dressed, and started packing clothes into a bag.

“Just out of curiosity,” the husband asked while getting ready, “how did you come to the conclusion that I’ve been working so hard that I need a break?”

“You were dreaming about your work all night,” the wife answered.

“Really? How do you know I was having dreams about work?” he asked.

“Because every 2 minutes you were telling your secretary to go faster.”

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