TXT: Boys or Girls

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYN’s office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having boys or girls.

The redhead said that she was on top and the doctor said that was how to get pregnant with a boy.

The blonde, listening, began to cry.

The brunette said that she was on the bottom and the doctor said that was how to get pregnant with a girl.

The blonde then began crying in earnest.

The brunette and redhead rushed over and asked her what was wrong.

The blonde said, “Red is having a boy, you are having a girl and I have just figured out that I am having puppies!!!!!!!!!!”

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