A married man was visiting his girlfriend

A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see all of your lovely face.

“I can’t said Paddy, “My wife loves this beard, she’d k*ll me if I shaved it off! “Please!”…she pleaded in a s**y s*du*tive voice. Paddy gives in and sh*ves the beard off.

Later that night, Paddy crawls into the bed whilst his wife was sleeping. His wife wakes up, and feels his face in the dark, she then says, “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly!”

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