A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.
After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!”
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”
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