Grandmother and her grandson are shopping at the Supermarket.
Grandma: “Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma, put down that packet of sweets.
Cashier : “Granny, is your grandson’s name Diploma?”
Grandma : “Yes.”
Cashier : Why ‘Diploma’?
Grandma :”Because I sent my daughter to College and this is what she brought back.”
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