Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?”
John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!”
Teacher: “Oh, you poor kid! Please go home!”
The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, “Where’s John heading to?”
Teacher: “I permitted him to go home because his dad is in the police station and his mom is in the hospital.”
Principal: “His dad is a cop, and his mom is a nurse… where else would they be?”
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