“In my house, I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done, when the cooking is made, and when the dishes are washed.”
One of the guys at the table said, “How long have you been married?”
The man says, “Oh, I’m not married, I’m single!”
The preacher said, “Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, stand up.” Everyone stood except one older lady. The preacher asked, “Don’t you want to go to…
While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…
By the time Jim, a travelling salesman, rolled into a little town, every hotel was booked solid. “Please, you’ve got to have something,” he begged the last…
An older couple was cruising down the highway, enjoying their retirement freedom — windows down, classic country playing, and just a tiny bit too much speed. The…
A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body…
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…