A man walks into a store and notices that nothing has a price tag.
He points to a washer and dryer set and asks, “How much for these?”
The salesman replies, “Five dollars for both.”
The man laughs. “Come on, seriously?”
“Dead serious,” the salesman says. “Want them or not?”
“Of course I do!”
He keeps browsing and finds a full car audio system — speakers, subwoofers, the works.
“How much for this?” he asks. “Five dollars,” the salesman replies.
The man is confused but excited. Then he spots a high-end computer and asks the price.
“Five dollars,” the salesman says again.
As the cashier starts ringing everything up, the man finally asks,
“Why is everything so cheap?”
The salesman shrugs and says,
“Well… the owner of the store is currently at my house spending time with my wife. So I’m returning the favor… politely.
