A man hires a blonde to paint stripes

A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per day to keep the job.

On the first day, she absolutely crushes it—eight miles! The boss is blown away.

The second day, she paints four miles. Not as impressive, but still meeting the requirement.

On the third day, she only manages two miles. The boss raises an eyebrow but figures maybe she’s just tired.

By the fourth day, she barely scrapes out one mile. Frustrated, the boss finally asks, “What’s going on? You started off amazing! Why are you slowing down so much?”

The blonde wipes her forehead and sighs, “Well, I’m getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket!”

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