USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

“USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

She got the clean laundry back and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

“USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES! 

“The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM:

“I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!”

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