A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude

Shortly after a British Airways flight reached cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!!”

The plane fell silent. 

A few moments later, the captain came back on the intercom:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled:“For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”

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