Three robbers entered a house

Three robbers entered a house and said to the lady,
“We don’t want to mess up your home searching for valuables, and we don’t want to harm you. We’ll sit here on the sofa — just bring whatever cash and jewelry you have.”

The woman brought them cash and jewelry.
The leader then said, “Where is the diamond ring your husband gave you on your wedding anniversary last month?”

She froze, stayed silent, and returned with the ring.
Next he said, “Now bring the diamond-encrusted Cartier watch your sister sent you from Dubai.”
With tears in her eyes, she handed it over.

Then he smiled and said, “We’ll have some coffee from your fancy new machine — if you don’t mind.” 

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After that, “Please bring the leftover gâteau cake from yesterday.” 

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When everything had been taken, the woman finally asked, trembling,
“How did you know so much about what’s in my house?”

The leader lifted his mask and replied,
“Madam… we’re some of your 700 Facebook friends — the ones you don’t really know. We read your posts and check your status every day.”

Morals of the story:
Know who your real friends are, and remember — oversharing can be expensive.

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