Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river.
He walks into the water and stands beside the preacher.
The preacher asks, “Are you ready to find Jesus, my son?”
Paddy replies, “I am, sir.”
The preacher dunks him under the water, then asks, “Have you found Jesus?”
“No sir.”
He dunks him again, this time for longer.
“Have you found Jesus?”
“No sir.”
He holds him under for a full two minutes and lifts him up once more.
“Have you found Jesus now?”
Paddy coughs and says,
“Are you sure this is where he feckin’ fell in?”
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