When a wealthy husband passed, he left $30,000 for an “elaborate funeral.” 💰⚰️
After the service, a friend asked where all the money went. The widow explained:
“$6,500 for the funeral, $500 to the church, $500 for the wake… and the rest went toward the memorial stone.”
Her friend gasped, “The memorial stone cost $22,500? ! My Goodness, how big is this stone?”
The widow smiled and said,
“Four and a half carats.”
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