Three women were chatting about their love lives.
The first one said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce—smooth, luxurious, and oh-so-sophisticated.”
The second one smirked. “Well, mine is like a Porsche—fast, powerful, and always ready to go.”
The third woman sighed. “Lucky you. Mine’s more like an old Chevy… needs a hand crank to get started, and I have to jump on while it’s still moving!”
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