For her fiftieth birthday, a woman decided she deserved a significant personal upgrade. She invested fifteen thousand dollars in a facelift, and the outcome was astonishing—she felt entirely revitalized.
On her journey home, she paused at a newsstand. Feeling utterly self-assured, she inquired of the attendant, “Be truthful… what age would you estimate I am?” After a careful assessment, he replied, “Hmm… perhaps thirty-two?” She beamed, “In fact, I’m fifty!”
Even more buoyed by this, she made a stop at a fast-food restaurant for a quick bite and posed the identical question to the young cashier. The cashier ventured, “I’d guess twenty-nine?” She smirked, “Nope, still fifty.”
Her last destination was a sweet shop. The proprietor observed her before stating, “Around thirty?” She practically glided out of the establishment, exclaiming, “I’m fifty!”
While waiting at a bus stop, she took a seat next to an elderly gentleman. In a lighthearted mood, she asked him, “Sir, what age do you believe I am?”
The old man offered a smile. “Madam, my vision isn’t what it used to be, but in my youth, we had a very reliable method for estimating someone’s age. If I shake your hand and hear your voice, I can tell you precisely.”
She chuckled and consented. He gently grasped her hand, listened to her speak, contemplated briefly, and then declared: “You are exactly fifty.”
Astonished, she pressed, “How did you manage such a perfect guess?”
The old man let out a soft laugh: “I was just behind you in line at McDonald’s. “