Jimmy went down to the pond with his friend Billy

Little Jimmy’s mom told him that if he ever did a bad thing as punishment he would turn to stone….

One day, Jimmy went down to the pond with his friend Billy to fish when they saw a beautiful woman naked swimming in the pond. The two kids watched in awe when suddenly Jimmy ran away scared.

Jimmy ran home to his mom crying saying “Sorry I did a bad thing!”

“What did you do, asked Jimmy’s mom?”

Jimmy wiped away a tear and said “I saw a naked lady in the pond and I got scared because I started to feel like I was turning to stone so I ran.”

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