After a shipwreck, Bob and Joe are drifting in a little boat, thirsty and exhausted.
Suddenly, they spot an old lamp floating nearby.
Bob picks it up, wipes it a bit — and POOF! a genie appears!


The genie tells them they can have one wish.
Without thinking, Bob says, “I wish the whole ocean was beer!”

POOF! The ocean instantly turns into beer.
Silence. The only sound is the (beer) waves gently hitting the boat.
After a few minutes, Joe looks at him and says:
“Nice going, genius… now we have to use the boat as a bathroom!”