A bee buzzes in through the window of the car

A guy is driving when suddenly his car runs out of gas. Just then, a bee buzzes in through the window.

“Hey, what’s going on?” asks the bee.

“Out of gas,” the guy replies.

The bee says, “Hang tight,” and zooms off. A few minutes later, the guy sees a whole swarm of bees fly over and dive right into his gas tank.

After a little while, the bees fly away.

“Go ahead, give it a try,” says the bee.

The guy turns the key—and the car starts perfectly!

“Wow! What did you put in my tank?” he asks.

The bee grins and says, “BP.”

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