Albert walks into a bar and sees his friend Norman at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching him, Albert says,
“You look terrible, Norman. What’s the problem?”
Norman sighs, “My mother died in August.”
“Oh, that’s awful,” says Albert.
Norman continues, “Then my father died in September.”
Albert frowns, “That’s terrible, Norman. Two parents in two months!”
Norman nods and says,
“And in October… nothing. Not a cent!” 😅