A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol,
so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class,” he said, “observe closely.”
He put one worm into the glass of water — it swam around happily.
Then he put the second worm into the glass of whiskey — it instantly curled up and died.
Turning to his students, he asked,
“Now, what moral do we learn from this experiment?”
A student raised his hand and said,
“If you drink whiskey, you’ll never have worms!” 😂