One day a friend asked:
“Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Fred replied:
“Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend asked:
“So what did you do then?”
Fred said:
“I found one who was just like my mother — same look, same talk, same behavior…”
His friend said:
“So, did your mother like her?”
Fred sighed:
“Yes… but my father didn’t!” 😄
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