Little Johnny failed his law exam

Little Johnny had failed his law exam and decided to strike a deal with the professor.

**Johnny:** “Sir, do you claim to know everything about law?”
**Professor:** “Of course!”
**Johnny:** “Alright then, if you can answer my question, I’ll accept my grade. But if you can’t, you’ll have to give me an ‘A’.”

Intrigued, the professor agreed.

Johnny then asked, “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither legal nor logical?”

The professor thought long and hard, but no answer came to him. After hours of pondering, he admitted defeat and reluctantly gave Johnny an ‘A.’

The next day, determined to solve the puzzle, the professor posed the same question to his class. To his astonishment, every student raised their hand.

He called on one of them and repeated the question.

The student replied:
“Sir, you’re 65 years old and married to a 28-year-old woman. That’s legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old man. That’s logical but not legal. And finally, you’ve given your wife’s boyfriend an ‘A’ after he failed his exam. That’s neither legal nor logical!”

The professor fainted on the spot!

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