A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God.
God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?”
The dog replies, “I believe in discipline, loyalty, and protecting my human.”
God says, “Great. You can sit on my right.”
Then He turns to the Doberman. “And what about you?”
The Doberman says, “I believe in love, devotion, and keeping my family safe.”
God nods. “Wonderful. You may sit on my left.”
Finally, He looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
The cat stares Him down and says, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
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