In Tennessee, George liked to think of himself as a real smooth talker. One night, while he and his wife were getting ready for bed, he leaned over with a grin and said:
“Baby, I’ve decided to name it Life — because life can be so hard!”
He waited for her to laugh or flirt back. Instead, she pulled the blanket, peeked underneath, and said,
“Well, honey… it’s a shame that life is also too short!”
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