A guy walks past a sign outside a house that says:
*“Talking Dog for Sale – Only 10.”*
Curious, he knocks on the door.
An old man answers and points to the backyard.
The guy walks around and sees a *Labrador* sitting there, wagging its tail.
He jokes, “So… you talk?”
The dog looks up and says,
*“Yep. Been talking all my life.”*
Shocked, the man says, “No way! What have you done with your life?”
The dog replies:
**“Well, I’ve lived in South Africa, helped police sniff out criminals…
Then I moved to the US, worked with the CIA undercover.
Retired in Ireland, where I now just chill and judge humans quietly.”**
The man runs back to the owner and shouts, “This dog is amazing! Why are you selling him for just10?!”
The old man sighs and says:
*“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that!”*