An old lady goes to the doctor and says
‘Doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here.’
The doc gives her some pills and tells her to come back next week. She comes back and says
‘Doc, I took the pills, the farts are still silent but now they stink!’
The doc says :
‘Great! We’ve cleared your sinuses, now let’s work on your hearing!’
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A man decides he wants to fish. Unfortunately, his favorite spot became illegal to fish in. Undeterred, he fishes for 2 hours, and at this point, he…
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it…
A Successful Marriage A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked…
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One…
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out…