A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce.
He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres, with a nice little house and a stream running through it.”
“No,” he said. “I mean, what’s the foundation of this case?”
She answered, “Concrete, brick, and mortar.”
Getting frustrated, he asked, “What are your relations like?”
She said, “I’ve got an aunt and uncle in town. My husband’s parents live here too.”
“Do you have a grudge?”
“No, we just have a carport. Never needed a grudge.”
“Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes. Both my kids have stereo sets. We don’t care for their music, but yes.”
“Does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Of course! He gets up earlier than me two or three times a week.”
Finally, the judge asked, “Then why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t! My husband does. He says he can’t communicate with me.”
