A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW and took it out for a spin.
With the top down and the wind blowing through what was left of his hair, he pushed it to 80… 90… 100 mph.
Then he saw the flashing lights.
Reality hit—he slowed down and pulled over.
The officer walked up and said:
“It’s been a long day. It’s Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a moment and replied:
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop… I was afraid you were bringing her back.”
The officer smiled, handed back his license and said:
“Have a nice weekend.”
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